My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Alive.
So much puke
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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