I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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