Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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