well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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