so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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