you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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