We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just invented taco cereal.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
