I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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