I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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