Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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