I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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