He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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