I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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