Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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