I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
