So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
