It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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