Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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