Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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