He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
