Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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