I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
