I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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