stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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