friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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