she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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