Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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