she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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