Non-Jews are for practice
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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