How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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