That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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