I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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