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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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