stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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