normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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