yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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