Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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