I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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