I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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