ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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