Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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