Do you still have your period?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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