I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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