you have to choose: penises or morals?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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