You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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