just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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