'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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