So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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