Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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