she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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