Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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