some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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