Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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