i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We have so much sex to catch up on
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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