Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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