Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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