It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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