maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
where are my eyebrows?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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