Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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